Step 1: gather noodles
Step 2: gather water
Step 3: put noodles in bowl
Step 5: skip step 4, it's not important
Step 6: put bowl in microwave
Step 7: set time on microwave and press cook
Step 8: go into other room to do laundry and trip over cat toy
Step 9: spend duration of cook time looking for bandaid
Step 10: go back into kitchen and notice burning smell
Step 11: notice cup of water on counter
Step 12: remove burnt noodles from microwave and feed them to pet trashcan

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So I did this as an experiment in reprofiling an item into something else. Object started as a letter opener. I will probably do something to re-contour the handle and make it more knife-like. Wanna see were this will take me. Will post more when I work more on it.

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